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Portfolio: The Irony Indicator
The Irony Indicator, aka The Rayburn Ironic-O-Meter This an example of a design that was conceived, implemented, thought about, then...

Justus Hayes
Aug 30, 20211 min read


Portfolio: Life's Very Fragile
This design is kind of unique. It was made as a very specific inside joke based on the podcast, Knowledge Fight, but also works on its...

Justus Hayes
Aug 28, 20212 min read


Portfolio: Just Say NO!! to Interdimensional Demons
I've had the idea for "Just Say NO!! to Interdimensional Demons" for a while. Once again, inspired by the podcast Knowledge Fight (I am...

Justus Hayes
Aug 27, 20212 min read


Portfolio: Trump - Torn Posters
One of the very first designs I made with this stencil-style used a Gage Skidmore photo of Trump as its source. I needed a graphic for...

Justus Hayes
Aug 25, 20212 min read


Portfolio: Door-to-Door Daleks
Once again, the inestimable podcast, Knowledge Fight, provided the inspiration for this inside-jokey design. One of my short-term goals...

Justus Hayes
Aug 24, 20211 min read


Regarding "Consider the Halibut"
I have removed the latest installment of the series on the Captain's Palace, "Booking a Room at the Memory Palace, part 4: Consider the...

Justus Hayes
Aug 20, 20211 min read


Portfolio: Joe Biden is Grüt
I chose a driftwood texture for Joe mostly as a rather lame comment on his age - weathered, worn, silvered. However, when I dropped the...

Justus Hayes
Aug 17, 20211 min read


Portfolio: Alex Jones - Lizard Skinned
Alex Jones is a complex and fascinatingly horrible human being. It seems fitting to me that he should embody the cliché of the stupidest...

Justus Hayes
Aug 17, 20211 min read


Booking a Room at the Memory Palace, part 3: Gathering Evidence
I'm using this post at present as a photo dump. All pics are linked back to their sources and given a year when possible. 195? 1955, by...

Justus Hayes
Aug 16, 20211 min read


Booking a Room at the Memory Palace, part 2: More Buffet Drama
I've had an interesting time researching 309 Belleville St, the building that was the Captain's Palace and is now the Pendray Inn and Tea...

Justus Hayes
Aug 15, 20215 min read


Portfolio: Grow Deep, Not Just Tall
This design was part of the development process while doing some work for Luke and Sarah's Off-Grid Life. They said no to it due to...

Justus Hayes
Aug 13, 20211 min read


Booking a Room at the Memory Palace, part 1: The Determined Wee Man
I got my first job as a busboy at the Captain's Palace Restaurant when I was 14, back in 1981. I started waiting tables when I was 17, a...

Justus Hayes
Aug 12, 20214 min read


Portfolio: Bridal Camouflage
When the Lockdown started and I became a stay-at-home dad, I had some early graphic design successes that really motivated me and helped...

Justus Hayes
Aug 11, 20211 min read


Portfolio: Kyoto Harlequin
This is just one variation of many that resulted from Simon Jowett's excellent Public Domain photo, "Alone in Kyoto." When I saw the...

Justus Hayes
Aug 9, 20211 min read


Portfolio: Lisbon Facade
"Lisbon Facade" is a very good example of a design that provides multiple application options, depending on level of zoom and positioning....

Justus Hayes
Aug 8, 20211 min read


Portfolio: Twiggy River Dawn
My wife, Lisa, has been working at a construction site on the Fraser River for over a year, and I have been driving her to and from work....

Justus Hayes
Aug 2, 20211 min read


Modes of Interaction
One of the most important tools in my abstract-generating kit is Layer Mode, also called Blend Mode and Mixing Mode. In an image editing...

Justus Hayes
Jul 28, 20213 min read


Portfolio: Barcelona Gothic Corner
The Gothic Quarter in Barcelona is a fabulous place in which I could have happily spent weeks wandering around and documenting. This...

Justus Hayes
Jul 28, 20211 min read


Portfolio: Sarlat North Wood
Sarlat is a small, medieval town in the south of France, in the Perigord region, where I spent a few days in 2005. At the end of that...

Justus Hayes
Jul 28, 20211 min read


Portfolio: Joe Biden Wants Us to C'Mon Man!!
Hey, Jack! Joe Biden, the greatest living socialist in America, is ushering in a new, golden Soviet era. Or at least, so some would have...

Justus Hayes
Jul 26, 20211 min read
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