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A Return to Thoughts About Shopping Carts: Discussions with Chatgpt
Me: Side bar. Let's talk about shopping carts for a moment, with the context of Pink Eye lurking in the background but only liminally. I have a lot of thoughts about shopping carts. They are the overlooked and underestimated icon, totem, and symbol of our times, They serve a function, a function that is loaded with ramifications - a means of consumerism on the one hand, a means of transporting one's worldly goods on the other. They represent the American dream and also it's a

Justus Hayes
1 day ago5 min read


Artistry, Constraint, and the Long View: Why Pink Eye Exists
There’s a persistent misunderstanding about art made with AI: that the presence of a machine somehow replaces authorship. That the work arrives fully formed, frictionless, without intention, history, or cost. Pink Eye exists in direct opposition to that idea. It is not an experiment in novelty, nor a demonstration of technology. It is the continuation of a long creative arc—one shaped by decades of listening, editing, making, abandoning, starting again, and learning when not

Justus Hayes
3 days ago4 min read


What is Pink Eye? Discussions with ChatGPT
I've been working with ChatGPT on my Pink Eye project ( link here to my YouTube playlist ). This is my first experience working with an AI like Chatgpt, and so far it has been very fruitful. Here's one short description of the musical aspect of the project that I wrote for YouTube: "Where the groove comes first, no matter the pace. Fusions of trip hop, big beat, hip hop, jazz and cinematic orchestration. Bring on the breaks! Pink Eye was conceived near the turn of the millen

Justus Hayes
Jan 106 min read


Why Would a Musical Act Call Itself Pink Eye?
I'm currently creating music with the use of the AI music engine, Suno, and releasing it under the name "Pink Eye." It's an imaginary trip-hop/downtempo/big-beat "act" that will have all the trappings of such a band from the very late 90s and early 2000s. I've been at at a stage for a while now where I can create the merch, the marketing photos, logos, videos - the whole multimedia extravaganza surrounding the music to whatever extent I want to. And with my recent introducti

Justus Hayes
Jan 56 min read


Surreal and Alien Beauty Captured by ScubaBC
Over the past six months or so, my online store, the Lazy River , has undergone a significant transformation in its focus, now narrowing its offerings to highlight the unique and breathtaking beauty of the West Coast of British Columbia . This region, which I have the privilege of calling home, is not just a geographical location for me; it is a source of inspiration and a canvas for my creativity. Living in BC's southwest has allowed me to immerse myself in one of the most s

Justus Hayes
Dec 17, 20253 min read


I Will Be Renting a Table at the Vancouver Flea Market on August 9th
It's true. I've booked a table at the Vancouver Flea Market and will be hawking my wares there on Saturday, August 9th, from 9 to 5. I'm...

Justus Hayes
Aug 1, 20251 min read


Some Recent Videos that Stretch from the Land of Surreal Noir to the West Coast of BC
I promised myself that I would post in the blog more often this year, and I've been good about it up to the last month. The problem is...

Justus Hayes
May 3, 20251 min read


Another Installment in the Continuing Saga of the "Dixon/Hayes History on Thetis Island" Raw Photo Dump
I continue to dig through bins of old photos, pull out the Thetis Island pics, and then scan the best of those. Here are the latest.

Justus Hayes
Mar 23, 20251 min read


Hayes Family History on Thetis Island - Raw Photo Dump
We acquired a printer/scanner recently, giving me a reason to dig through our multiple bins of photos and digitize a selection. These are...

Justus Hayes
Mar 17, 20251 min read


Dark Satire at the End of the World
A proposal for a dark satire tv show about trillionaires after the apocalypse as they live and scheme in their bunkers in New Zealand.

Justus Hayes
Feb 21, 20254 min read


Part Two of How to Prepare a Transparent PNG File for DTG (Direct to Garment) Printing on a T-Shirt
A how-to guide to preparing a transparent PNG file for DTG (Direct to Garment) printing on a t-shirt, tips and tricks of graphic design

Justus Hayes
Feb 11, 202510 min read


Part One of How to Prepare a Transparent PNG File for DTG (Direct to Garment) Printing on a T-Shirt
Part One of a tutorial for making t-shirt designs using the PNG format

Justus Hayes
Feb 4, 20254 min read


Sandstone, Arbutus and Kelp
Recent designs from the Sandstone, Arbutus and Kelp Collection, art that celebrates BC's Southwest Coast, especially Vancouver, Gulf Islands

Justus Hayes
Jan 19, 20251 min read


No Rest for the Wicked: Big Changes at the 'Lazy River Design Works' Store
An update about the Lazy River Design Works store; its new West Coast BC theme, but also some Abstract and Low Humour

Justus Hayes
Jan 4, 20252 min read


WhyTheAlgarve Improvements are Underway.
It's been over four years since this website got a facelift, and it's overdue. I'm long past the light obsession with homesteading in...

Justus Hayes
Dec 23, 20242 min read


Some Might Call It an Image Dump, but I Call It an Image Uplift
I get off my ass and actually post some examples of my recent work using Midjourney.

Justus Hayes
Dec 8, 20241 min read


Some Notes About the Electronic Music I've Been Using as Soundtracks in My Videos and Reels
An article written so that I can point to it when explaining about where I found some of the electronic music I use as soundtracks for my...

Justus Hayes
Nov 11, 20245 min read


Tiny Hearts Can Be Broken, Too
I derive some perverse satisfaction from having a very modern generative AI platform like Midjourney render clunky and primitive...

Justus Hayes
Oct 26, 20241 min read


Last Night at the LRT - Neo-Noir Music Video
Part of my ongoing efforts to promote my store, Big Shadows , is to create videos and promo reels that capture the...

Justus Hayes
Sep 7, 20242 min read


What do you mean by "noir?"
If your boat floats tied up to a pier next to a warehouse wreathed in mist while unpleasant characters plot within, then you've found home.

Justus Hayes
Aug 3, 20243 min read
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