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Justus Hayes - Digital Creator

The Lazy River is home to designs dedicated to the West Coast of British Columbia, as well as Abstracts and not a little Humour. The store sells t-shirts, Hawaiian shirts, cards, prints, and more. Featuring the latest collection, Sandstone, Arbutus & Kelp - inspired by a lifetime of summers spent camping on the shore of Thetis Island, BC.

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Why "The Second Coming" by Yeats Describes Today - Discussions with Chatgpt
Me: Very much related sidebar. Please compare and draw parallels between the Yeats poem, "The Second Coming," and our current political and cultural situation. Chatgpt: This is a sidebar, but it’s not a digression — it’s a structural mirror , which is why The Second Coming keeps asserting itself in your canon. I’ll do this in three passes: What Yeats is actually saying (briefly, precisely) Parallels to the current political / cultural moment Why this matters for your work ,

Justus Hayes
Jan 197 min read


A Return to Thoughts About Shopping Carts: Discussions with Chatgpt
Me: Side bar. Let's talk about shopping carts for a moment, with the context of Pink Eye lurking in the background but only liminally. I have a lot of thoughts about shopping carts. They are the overlooked and underestimated icon, totem, and symbol of our times, They serve a function, a function that is loaded with ramifications - a means of consumerism on the one hand, a means of transporting one's worldly goods on the other. They represent the American dream and also it's a

Justus Hayes
Jan 175 min read


Artistry, Constraint, and the Long View: Why Pink Eye Exists
There’s a persistent misunderstanding about art made with AI: that the presence of a machine somehow replaces authorship. That the work arrives fully formed, frictionless, without intention, history, or cost. Pink Eye exists in direct opposition to that idea. It is not an experiment in novelty, nor a demonstration of technology. It is the continuation of a long creative arc—one shaped by decades of listening, editing, making, abandoning, starting again, and learning when not

Justus Hayes
Jan 154 min read


What is Pink Eye? Discussions with ChatGPT
I've been working with ChatGPT on my Pink Eye project ( link here to my YouTube playlist ). This is my first experience working with an AI like Chatgpt, and so far it has been very fruitful. Here's one short description of the musical aspect of the project that I wrote for YouTube: "Where the groove comes first, no matter the pace. Fusions of trip hop, big beat, hip hop, jazz and cinematic orchestration. Bring on the breaks! Pink Eye was conceived near the turn of the millen

Justus Hayes
Jan 106 min read


Why Would a Musical Act Call Itself Pink Eye?
I'm currently creating music with the use of the AI music engine, Suno, and releasing it under the name "Pink Eye." It's an imaginary trip-hop/downtempo/big-beat "act" that will have all the trappings of such a band from the very late 90s and early 2000s. I've been at at a stage for a while now where I can create the merch, the marketing photos, logos, videos - the whole multimedia extravaganza surrounding the music to whatever extent I want to. And with my recent introducti

Justus Hayes
Jan 56 min read


Surreal and Alien Beauty Captured by ScubaBC
Over the past six months or so, my online store, the Lazy River , has undergone a significant transformation in its focus, now narrowing its offerings to highlight the unique and breathtaking beauty of the West Coast of British Columbia . This region, which I have the privilege of calling home, is not just a geographical location for me; it is a source of inspiration and a canvas for my creativity. Living in BC's southwest has allowed me to immerse myself in one of the most s

Justus Hayes
Dec 17, 20253 min read


I Will Be Renting a Table at the Vancouver Flea Market on August 9th
It's true. I've booked a table at the Vancouver Flea Market and will be hawking my wares there on Saturday, August 9th, from 9 to 5. I'm...

Justus Hayes
Aug 1, 20251 min read


Some Recent Videos that Stretch from the Land of Surreal Noir to the West Coast of BC
I promised myself that I would post in the blog more often this year, and I've been good about it up to the last month. The problem is...

Justus Hayes
May 3, 20251 min read


Another Installment in the Continuing Saga of the "Dixon/Hayes History on Thetis Island" Raw Photo Dump
I continue to dig through bins of old photos, pull out the Thetis Island pics, and then scan the best of those. Here are the latest.

Justus Hayes
Mar 23, 20251 min read


Hayes Family History on Thetis Island - Raw Photo Dump
We acquired a printer/scanner recently, giving me a reason to dig through our multiple bins of photos and digitize a selection. These are...

Justus Hayes
Mar 17, 20251 min read


Dark Satire at the End of the World
A proposal for a dark satire tv show about trillionaires after the apocalypse as they live and scheme in their bunkers in New Zealand.

Justus Hayes
Feb 21, 20254 min read


Part Two of How to Prepare a Transparent PNG File for DTG (Direct to Garment) Printing on a T-Shirt
A how-to guide to preparing a transparent PNG file for DTG (Direct to Garment) printing on a t-shirt, tips and tricks of graphic design

Justus Hayes
Feb 11, 202510 min read


Part One of How to Prepare a Transparent PNG File for DTG (Direct to Garment) Printing on a T-Shirt
Part One of a tutorial for making t-shirt designs using the PNG format

Justus Hayes
Feb 4, 20254 min read


Sandstone, Arbutus and Kelp
Recent designs from the Sandstone, Arbutus and Kelp Collection, art that celebrates BC's Southwest Coast, especially Vancouver, Gulf Islands

Justus Hayes
Jan 19, 20251 min read


No Rest for the Wicked: Big Changes at the 'Lazy River Design Works' Store
An update about the Lazy River Design Works store; its new West Coast BC theme, but also some Abstract and Low Humour

Justus Hayes
Jan 4, 20252 min read


WhyTheAlgarve Improvements are Underway.
It's been over four years since this website got a facelift, and it's overdue. I'm long past the light obsession with homesteading in...

Justus Hayes
Dec 23, 20242 min read


Some Might Call It an Image Dump, but I Call It an Image Uplift
I get off my ass and actually post some examples of my recent work using Midjourney.

Justus Hayes
Dec 8, 20241 min read


Some Notes About the Electronic Music I've Been Using as Soundtracks in My Videos and Reels
An article written so that I can point to it when explaining about where I found some of the electronic music I use as soundtracks for my...

Justus Hayes
Nov 11, 20245 min read


Tiny Hearts Can Be Broken, Too
I derive some perverse satisfaction from having a very modern generative AI platform like Midjourney render clunky and primitive...

Justus Hayes
Oct 26, 20241 min read


Last Night at the LRT - Neo-Noir Music Video
Part of my ongoing efforts to promote my store, Big Shadows , is to create videos and promo reels that capture the...

Justus Hayes
Sep 7, 20242 min read


What do you mean by "noir?"
If your boat floats tied up to a pier next to a warehouse wreathed in mist while unpleasant characters plot within, then you've found home.

Justus Hayes
Aug 3, 20243 min read


The Concrete Frog
Concrete frog and raspberries on our little back patio. I've been lugging that frog around for almost 30 years. He belonged to my uncle,...

Justus Hayes
Jul 15, 20246 min read


So Random: Tuned Styles from Midjourney
This post is simply a showcase of some of the tuned styles that I have discovered using the AI image engine Midjourney. It's an attempt...

Justus Hayes
Jun 4, 20242 min read


Tiny Noir - Miniature Hearts Bleed Just as Red
For about a month I've been lightly obsessed with using Midjourney to create virtual dioramas and sculptures, with most of that energy...

Justus Hayes
Apr 30, 20242 min read


Underground Circuses Blowing Up Real Good
An underground circus and fairground lurks in caverns below, dark carnivals where the warm glow evokes the sinister fires of hell. Pennywise

Justus Hayes
Apr 3, 20242 min read


Noir Cats
A selection of noir cats I've made in Midjourney using a variety of style tools.

Justus Hayes
Feb 13, 20241 min read


I love it when a plan comes together
Some successful steps along the path towards being a working stay-at-home Dad for our son, Rowan. Back in March of 2022, I hatched a...

Justus Hayes
Jan 27, 20246 min read


Introducing Big Shadows, Fulfilling Your Need for Noir
Introducing "Big Shadows" **Edit: Dec 15, 2023 - I actually posted this on my Lazy River Design Works blog about a month ago, and have...

Justus Hayes
Dec 15, 20232 min read


PSA: Look Out for New Scams on Social Media Using AI Images
It's unfortunately true that there is and always will be a segment of our population dedicated to turning the latest developments in...

Justus Hayes
Oct 30, 20236 min read


Ethical Use of AI Image Engines
Some thoughts and examples of how to use AI image engines like Midjourney in a way that doesn't trample on the rights of artists. While...

Justus Hayes
Oct 20, 20235 min read


Death, Cake, Balloons and the Birth of Spooky Stuff
As we lurch into actual October, my creative output's spooky quotient has risen correspondingly. Truth be told, the increase in ghosts...

Justus Hayes
Oct 7, 20233 min read


/Describe Greebles, Please
There are two things I have recently discovered using the AI image engine, Midjourney, that made me pause when I recognized their power....

Justus Hayes
Aug 13, 20234 min read


Salvador Dali Photo Unlocks the Feline Storm
The photo below, Dali Atomicus (1948) by Philippe Halsman, is one I have been aware of since my teens. I've always loved the energy...

Justus Hayes
Jul 24, 20231 min read


Abstract Thought
Here some abstracts and semi-abstracts that I've been playing around with over the past couple of days with Midjourney. Just a sampling...

Justus Hayes
Jul 17, 20231 min read


Please Stand By - the Spring and Summer of '23 Prove to Be Very Crowded Indeed
It's been quite some time since I've posted here on the blog, and I have a few minutes this morning to get caught up. The biggest online...

Justus Hayes
Jul 8, 20233 min read


YouTube Channels that Offer Property WalkThrough Videos and Buying Advice in Rural Central Portugal
I started paying attention to cheap rural land for sale in Central Portugal at the beginning of 2020, right around the start of the...

Justus Hayes
May 15, 20236 min read


3 Hectare Hilltop Olive Farm in Fundão for € 65,000
One of my longest YouTube subscriptions has been Joseph Marsh's farmer for fun channel (he also has a website here and is prolific on...

Justus Hayes
Apr 23, 20237 min read


Something About M*A*S*H: Hawaiian Shirts, Booze, Cross-Dressing and Subversive Liberalism
A couple of months ago, I listened to a podcast (I thought it was CBC's "Ideas" but apparently not) that discussed the influence of...

Justus Hayes
Mar 31, 20235 min read


Club Noir de Mer
"Another Set at Club Noir de Mer" My fascination with variations on the film noir aesthetic continues, mostly placing the tropes in an...

Justus Hayes
Feb 16, 20231 min read


A Pocket Terraced Grape Farm in Central Portugal for under 50K USD
It's been quite a while since I wrote up a piece of rural Portuguese property, but this little gem jumped out at me a couple of days ago...

Justus Hayes
Jan 29, 20236 min read


What's Going On in 2023
Here we are in a new year and big things are afoot at the Lazy River Design Works store. The last time I posted was mid-December, and...

Justus Hayes
Jan 9, 20233 min read


What is Art? Part 2: How AI-Generated Art is Like a Camera
Yesterday, I wrote a post on social media and here that outlined as many of the arguments against AI-generated imagery as I could think...

Justus Hayes
Dec 12, 20226 min read


Film Noir de Mer - A Midjourney Image Dump
Squid Town. The Big Murk. That bottom-dwelling metropolis where the dregs drift in and settle down in the mud and debris. A place where...

Justus Hayes
Dec 11, 20221 min read


What is Art: Criticisms of AI-Generated Imagery
I've been doing a lot of thinking lately about the growing controversy over AI-generated imagery. It's a complicated issue that can be...

Justus Hayes
Dec 11, 20223 min read


Midjourney Image Dump
I just started using the AI art engine, Midjourney. I have many thoughts, but as always I am short on time. While I'm processing and...

Justus Hayes
Nov 28, 20221 min read


T-Shirts Found Drifting Down the Lazy River
Now that classic format t-shirts are a part of the official Lazy River Design Works inventory, I thought it would be a good idea to post...

Justus Hayes
Nov 14, 20221 min read


The Wedding Ring
Back in August, I related a couple of remarkable events from my life and mentioned a few more (see this post). Today being Halloween, I...

Justus Hayes
Oct 31, 20224 min read


Not Quite Azulejos
The original source photos of the plates used to make these designs were posted on Pixabay by tunaolger. One of the few drawbacks of...

Justus Hayes
Oct 24, 20222 min read


My Characteristic Style
Keen-eyed observers will have noticed by now that much of my creative output has a certain finish, a look or style that is present to...

Justus Hayes
Oct 1, 20223 min read


Specs and Size Charts for HugePOD T-Shirts in cms and Inches are no longer applicable
HugePOD is no longer one of my suppliers. A good product, but they became a little too unreliable.

Justus Hayes
Sep 12, 20221 min read

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